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To my wife,
You are as my brain, heart, kidneys, lungs, and blood. I couldn't put a price on you because to be without you would end me.
You are the only person who could understand our relationship.
John said to me "She's going away? That's good!"
"No."
"But you get a break."
"I get a break when she's here."
"But it's nice to have time to yourself."
"No"
"I love my wife too, but I still need a break."
"No."
He just doesn't get it. Since you left for that conference, I feel like I have lost the right side of my body. Nobody on the face of this earth knows how much I love you but you. Nobody realizes how perfect we fit together but us. We aren't a man and a women, a boy and a girl, or just two people. We are one whole. It makes me ill to be away from you. Being LDS is the best, because I know that when we die, I won't lose the best part of me. This concludes my love letter to you. Thank you for all 10 cards you left around the house for me to find. It made your absence bearable. This is my "card" I left around for you.
My eternal devotion,
-Ty